A Bawaji was having neat Scotch in a bar. A young guy was sat beside him.
Guy: "Uncle aap glass mein paani daalna bhool gaye"??
Bawaji: "Aree Dikra, hum bawa log ko paani glass me dalne ki zarurat he nahi."
Guy: "Kyu??"
Bawaji: "Saala, Daaru dekhte hi hamare mooh mein paani aa jaata hai"...
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A coffin maker was on his way to deliver one of his coffins one night when his car broke down. Trying not to be late, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.
Some policemen saw him and wanted to make some easy money off him (bribe) so they challenged him
"Hey, what are you carrying and where are you going"?
The man replied
"I did not like where I was buried so I am relocating" . . . . . . . .
The policemen Fainted..!
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Wife: I hate you.
Husband: What a co-incidence..
Judge: Why did you shoot your Wife instead of shooting her lover?
Husband: Your Honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
Must read fantastic
A lawyer yesterday argued in Supreme Court that if physical relation with wife, without her consent, is termed as rape then....... Shopping without husband's consent should be termed as Robbery.....
The judge is still recovering....
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One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"
His Wife Added a feature in it called
'Last Seen At'
Thank God she didn't add
last seen with'!!
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Boss to his friend:
Kya zamana aaya hai. My secretary resigned yesterday.
Friend: Why?
Boss: She caught me with my wife in coffee shop
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