Monday, 5 September 2016

!! Love Ever !! Too much education can spoil our common sense.

 

 Doctor :
Your Liver is enlarged

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

(This is called "Positive Thinking" )

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Lady to her dietician :-
What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

Doc :- How come???

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 

(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" )

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  • A Man wrote to SBI.
  • "My Cheque was returned with the remark 'Insufficient funds'.
  • I want to know whether it refers to my funds or the Bank's".

  • (This is self confidence at its peak )

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  • An uneducated father with his educated son went on a camping trip. 

  • They set-up their tent and fell asleep.

  • Some hours later, the father woke up his son.

  • Father- Look up to the sky and tell me what you see.

  • Son- I see millions of stars.

  • Father- And what does that tell you?

  • Son- Astronomically, it tells that there are millions of galaxies and planets.

  • Father slaps the son hard and says- "Idiot, someone has stolen our tent"

  • MORAL:
  • Too much education can spoil our common sense. 

  • This one is classic !!

  • A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it :
  • "Go ahead and kill me, you coward.
  • You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!"
 

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